Friday, February 20, 2009

And I Don't Even Believe in IQ

I want to say something profound and insightful to prove that I'm still smart--I really haven't seemed smart lately. But I have a cold and am coughing up what looks like brains, so there could be a reason I'm de-evolving. I concede. I'm going to the doctor as soon as I finish this and tie my shoes.

But for the record, my IQ seems to be dropping faster than....I couldn't even think of a good simile. Several embryonic ideas, but... those of us with IQ's below room temperature can't use figurative language eloquently, I'm discovering.

Before long, I'll be mesmerized by "The Price is Right." It's bleak.

2 comments:

  1. the price is right is designed for the demographic your due to be entering soon... its natural

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  2. booz is the answer, i forgot the question dad

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